to be a living toy soldier. This reinforces Goodbody's repeated comparisons of war to playing a game.

Cast

* Michael Crawford as Lieutenant Earnest Goodbody
* John Lennon as Gripweed
* Roy Kinnear as Clapper
* Lee Montague as Sergeant/Corporal of Musket Transom
* Jack MacGowran as Juniper
* Michael Hordern